Zlatan

I know he's really good, demonstrably a better option that Villa, especially with his proven aerial ability and the fact that he could win games all by himself. I've seen him do it with Inter enough times to doubt it. I adored him there but to be honest, I'm not so hot about him joining Barca. For one, I dread the locker room drama that could ensue.

Not that I dont trust Pep to rein him in, but having to deal with Ibra puts more pressure on his job. Seriously, I fear for the state of his hair, I mean health.

I have to admit though, Ibra does look good in the shirt.